Yuzuru Otonashi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
coffeejunkie) wrote2013-03-19 10:45 pm
coffeejunkie) wrote2013-03-19 10:45 pm
Entry tags:
02nd beat; written > voice
[Some of you might remember a certain set of house rules going up prior to Yuri's disappearance. Otonashi isn't exactly second-in-command, but Hinata is emotionally out of commission, Naoi had already taken the burden of announcing her departure, and Noda is MIA.
Oh, and Yotsuba is too young to be making rules.. even though the potential for comedy is there.]
1. No loud music, shouting, or being loud after 11pm. There’s a little girl trying to sleep! It doesn’t matter if you stay up late, but keep the noise down.
2. Keep your eroge and other 18+ fare safely put away! If it’s left out in the living room, I’ll confiscate it. Yotsuba shouldn’t have to see that and neither should any visitors!
3. Everyone follows the rules. Even you, Noda..!
4. Please?
5. Try to keep your rooms clean.
6. Clean up after yourself in the kitchen.
7. Don’t leave your underwear in the bathroom… Keep that clean too.
8. The house is everyone’s responsibility, not just one person’s! Especially not just mine.
9. DON’T KILL EACH OTHER. I don’t care that it “didn’t matter” in the afterlife, it always matters!
10. Don’t make medieval traps! This includes BUT ISN'T LIMITED TO hammer traps, falling ceilings, collapsing floors, and spike pits! If you saw it in a JRPG dungeon, you can't make it in the house! (We can play an RPG instead.)
11. Don’t train in the living room! Keep it to your own room if you insist on doing it in the house…
12. Yotsuba: Make sure you go to school and do well. If you do, I’ll make sure to pick you up a gift at the end of each week. Oh, and find an adult that isn’t Noda if someone is bothering you!
13. Continue respecting Hayate.
14. If you want to set up an in-house visit, mark it either on the white board that Yuri set up or somewhere we can see it. It's better to let everyone know.
15. Don’t measure yourselves in the living room… Why is this even a problem..?! I won’t tell you that you can’t do it privately, because I know that’ll make you just want to do it more.
Noda, this means you… I've heard about your "competitions" and I'm telling now, I don't care..!
16. House meetings are still held on Sunday.
17. RESPECT EVERYONE'S PRIVACY. Knock before entering rooms unless it is an emergency! If I see you barging in, I'll... yell at you!
18. No throwing furniture, halberds, weapons, people, or… goldfish…
19. Why is there a goldfish named after me again..?
20. Okay! Please follow the rules. They aren’t even that hard to follow, you guys…
21. Don't discount me because I'm not Yuri! I don't think I should have to put on a bow and thigh-highs to enforce a rule around here...
-- voice;
[Well, there is a distinct lack of Yuri-specific rules. Like it or not, Yuri Nakamura is no longer in Luceti. He's in no rush to replace her, but the acceptance and healing process has to start somewhere. So, he might as well be the one to take initiative.]
I think that should do for now, unless I missed something... Any, uh... suggestions? [No punishment games though! Otonashi isn't much of a disciplinarian.]
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[And he looks so proud at that.]
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[There's no easy way to say it, is there? Idiots. ALL OF THEM.]
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Tch, why am I still bothering to talk to you. When you get Yurippe's note from that shrimp who pretends to be a God, let me know.
[And with that he gets up from the couch and stomps off to his room, carrying his halberd with him.]
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But instead, he steps forward.]
Noda. [Wait a second, he almost seems to say without ever speaking the words.]
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On a scale of one to rude, Noda is OFF THE CHARTS.
UNFORGIVABLY RUDE.
THE WORST EVER!!!]